I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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