its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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