About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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