I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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