her vagine was all disorganized.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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