no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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