There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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