so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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