hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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