just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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