Cold hands, warm shart.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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