She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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