how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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