How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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