Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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