I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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