I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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