i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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