You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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