once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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