Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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