About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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