Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I cockslap morals
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Who died my cat blue again?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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