No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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