i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
