listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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