why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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