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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Slut skills are useful in every country.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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