talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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