There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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