He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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