It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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