none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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