Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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