i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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