Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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