Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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