if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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