best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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