what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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