ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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