By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
