hell yes lets make some ravioli
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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