So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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