How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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