Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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