love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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