just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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