I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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