i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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