I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
