i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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