just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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