The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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